How did the coach get his quarterback?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What birds make average students?

How does a squid go into battle?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?