Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?