What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?