Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What bird is always sad?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Where does money love to go shopping?

A book just fell on my head.

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?