How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is the color of the wind?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

I broke my finger!

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What game does chlorine never lose?