Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What sport is always getting in trouble?