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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Which relative loves rice?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

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What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?