What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?