Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why is the beach so confident?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?