Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
That bird won't stop squawking.
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