Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a silly hill?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
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