What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?