What did the sick chicken say?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?