Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
I broke my finger!
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
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