Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is a doctor always calm?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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