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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

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What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?