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Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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Why are goats so funny?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
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