Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
What condiment has wings?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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