Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Which princess is best suited for winter?