What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a small mom?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?