What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do jokesters study in college?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?