Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do cats wear to work?