Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the stair machines call each other?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?