What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which cats have the best manners?