When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which baseball player do fish root for?