What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
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