What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why was the mime upset?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Who invented fractions?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?