Wanna hear a long dad joke?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?