What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What bird is always sad?

What season begins with a thud?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?