What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do snowmen get information?

What does the sun drink out of?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the dog do so well in school?