What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What style of music weighs the most?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?