Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do bees chew?