What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?