What's the laziest vegetable?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why are turtles so shy?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?