What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?