Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the snake name his daughter?