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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a small mom?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?