Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What's a goose's favorite book?