Why don't ants get sick?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is the smallest lion?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?