Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What car always breaks the rules?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?