Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the fish blush?
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