What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is the most adorable season?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?