Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of books do boats write?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the loudest sport?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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