Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do cows go on vacation?
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