Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

How does a taco bless the table?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why are goats so funny?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why was the broom late for school?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?