What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?