Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

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What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

It's allergy season again?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where do novels go to have a good time?