What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Do dads always snore?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call a sad latte?