What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
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What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are goats so funny?
Where does water do all its banking?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is summer always sad?
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What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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