What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What are you studying in math?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
That bird won't stop squawking.
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