What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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