Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do fish use for glasses?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do hands go on vacation?
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