Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's black and white and red all over?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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