What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do you grill cheese?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?