Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where do ships always get stuck?
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