Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?