Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How much does freedom weigh?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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