What's the most masculine animal?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?