Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?