What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?