Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which relative loves rice?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which hot drink loves golf?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What kind of computers do horses use?