Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What's the friendliest pen?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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