Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do teachers do during summer break?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?