How did groundhogs get their name?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where does water do all its banking?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call a tired tree?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a doll's favorite car?