What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?