Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which fly makes films?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
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