Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

How can you make 7 even?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How do you get straight A's?