What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did summer say to spring?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What tree has the most bark?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?