Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?