Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why do two skunks argue?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?