What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which parent knows if you are running late?