What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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