Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How did the tree get lost?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why are puppies so flexible?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?