What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are maps such great therapists?
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