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What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?