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A bored member.
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Where would you put an injured insect?
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Which plant has the best roar?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do cats love to work?
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