What's red and smells like blue paint?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?