Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?