What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call a tired tree?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?