What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?