What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What animal always goes to heaven?

When do mice play every day?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?