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What do you call the pig that does karate?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

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What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

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What's a bat's favorite game?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?