What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What's the slowest 5k?