Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?