How do bunnies stay fit?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why was the computer cold at work?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?