Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?