Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
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How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
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