What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a singing rodent?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are ghosts always single?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why was the bud so shy?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?