Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
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