What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a dog in space?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?