Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the whale cross the road?