Which cats have the best manners?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do cows say on NYE?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?