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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
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What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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