Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What sound does a witch's car make?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?