What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's the friendliest national park?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?