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What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

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What do you call an old snowman?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What part of a football field is never the same?