What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?