Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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