Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is summer always sad?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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