What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?