Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?