What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why is sand so optimistic?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
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