Why did the cow cross the road?

How do you make a cow float?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did the Dorito say to his son?