Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?