What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why was the horse so happy?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

How do you make antifreeze?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's the friendliest pen?