Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?