What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
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