What does a female lion call her mate?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?