What event do spiders love to attend?

What kind of bird can write?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?