Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What tree has the most bark?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?