That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What does a dog say before eating?