Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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