Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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