What bird is losing its hair?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What car always breaks the rules?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?