What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's the coldest vegetable?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Which famous author is also a ruler?