What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why did the foal cough?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?