Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What sweet treat never panics?
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