Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What siblings are always sad?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
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