Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
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