Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How did the toad die?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
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