What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?