Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why was the horse so happy?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?