What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What style of music weighs the most?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?