What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
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Why do porcupines always win the game?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do cats wear to work?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How long will dinner be?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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