Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why was the bunny upset?

What type of dog loves to take showers?