Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?