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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?