What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
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What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
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What instruments do imaginary friends play?
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