What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?