Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?