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Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?