Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What is the most adorable season?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?