What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
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