What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?