Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?