What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What animal floats best?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What game do cows play at parties?
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