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Why do cows wear bells?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

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What after-school activity do bears participate in?