Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why was the cat so small?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

When does a horse talk?

Where does cheese invest its money?