Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?