What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why was the cow afraid?

How do you wash a lamb?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What makes music in your hair?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How do you grill cheese?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?