What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What animals make the best students?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What game does pasta always play at recess?