Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?