Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Which animals make the best football players?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?