Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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